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Sydney Welcomes Oprah

13 Dec

After what’s cost taxpayers an estimated $3 million, initially set aside to be wasted invested in the NSW government’s phantom metro system, she’s finally hit our shores. Yes, that’s right, it’s Oprah-mania here in Sydney. With an entourage of 300 guests, security, staff and requisite stalkers (kept at bay with a few kilometres of electric wire fencing), America’s talk-show queen not only brings rare good publicity to Sydney’s starving shores, a freak outbreak of spontaneous emotional outpourings on Sydney streets has been reported, up some 78 per cent from the December average. Emotional binge eating is also on a rise.  Continue reading



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…is that?!

13 Sep

Oh yes it is. Gaga has done it again. To quell anymore rumours that she’s lacking (or packing) certain “bits”, Lady Gaga took to the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards in a number that gave a more-than-literal take on the euphemism “beef curtains”. Accepting one of the 8 awards she won that night from the one and only Cher, Gaga took the chance to offer the diva her meat purse. This costume reshuffle was a drastic change from the more sedate, but regal gown that Gaga arrived in. How she found the time to skin and fillet a calf whilst savouring the limelight remains a mystery.

In other news, Justin Bieber is rumoured to have privately thanked Gaga for the closest experience to the female sex he’s ever had. The meat dress was provocative, yet subtle in its approach. From now on, Bieber fans should prepare themselves for a more mature style of music.


Images thanks to smh, Rickey and temptalia.

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